STUDENT WHO
OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have
given him 100% for his wit!!!
Q1. In which battle did
Napoleon die? * his last
battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.
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Con mayores o menores variantes, estos exámenes me hacen reir mucho, comprovinciano.
Y la verdad que hoy me hacía falta.
Eternal acknowledges and loads of thankfulness, my dear friend.
Estimado Aquiles, su comentario de Ud. me impulsó a subir el post del Maestro Firpo.
Hay muchos mails que han dado cuentas de supuestas o reales respuestas de alumnos y de sus padres, pero en el Río de la Plata fue Firpo el primero en difundirlas en sus libros.
Se los recomiendo si se quiere reír un rato largo.
Abrazos
Napoleón no murió en ninguna batalla. ¿O es una de esas preguntas con trampa?
No creo que estas hayan sido preguntas de algún examen, pero debo reconocer que las respuestas son ingeniosas y hasta graciosas.
Push the cables inside a straight line over your chest and raise them straight up while in the air to make sure that your arms are locked and
also you can't elevate them any larger.
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