Parece que encima del colapso económico, de la suba del dólar y del derrumbe maníaco-depresivo de la Bos Stultus en Angola, podría estar avecinándose el apocalipsis zombie.
Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.
One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.
The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.
According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away. Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.
The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.(...)
En caso de que ya no haya lugar en el Infierno y que los muertos se estén levantando, hay que darles un mensaje de esperanza a los yanquis: hay vida y esperanza aún en medio de una infestación de zombies. Si lo sabremos nosotros, que llevamos casi setenta años sobreviviendo a la horda de cadáveres reanimados e insepultos del peronismo.
Por las dudas, nunca está de más recordar las reglas: comida y agua para varios meses, abundancia de escopetas y de municiones, y balazo en la cabeza al primer salame que ande por ahí escondiendo cicatrices o diciendo "está bien, es sólo un rasguño".
1 comentario:
El demente este le morfó la nariz y los ojos al otro tipo.
Nuestro zombies en cambio -y como los clásicos de pelicula- se morfaron los cerebros.
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